ssǝɹddns ɹou ɹɐǝɟ ɹǝɥʇıǝu plnoʍ ʎʇǝıɔos ǝǝɹf a that ƃuıʇnɔolɯnɔɹıɔ suıɐʇuoɔ ǝʇıs sıɥʇ







Friday, March 27, 2020

Reunion?


Boy, things have certainly changed here in the electronic clouds






Thursday, March 26, 2020

Essentials only

the white zone is for essentials only...

How does it feel to be amongst the growing hordes of 'non-essential' peoples? Non-essentials, get it? Move to the Falklands. No, not Malvinas...Falklands! You do realize your toilet paper rations will be reduced, yes?

Now that the U.S. is becoming the epicenter of a worldwide pandemic, how smart do those whining, accusatory democrats sound now? Enforcing the border security is mean and racist and bigoted hate said those squealing under-the-influence snowflakes. No more toilet paper for them. Besides, they'd likely roll it and smoke it as part of a medical toilet paper sham.

I really am losing the urge to watch more videos of people acting badly at retail outlets. It's as embarrassing as it is discouraging. Thing is, it's blatantly obvious that plenty of people are in serious need of a long overdue beating.  The intellectually limited...they're everywhere! But not in the trailer parks where they belong.

But have no fear, kiddies...the democrats are sending checks so we can all buy some medical morphine vape oil. Oh, and some Pink Floyd as the perfect accompaniment.

I see we may have to vote via snail mail come November. If that comes to pass, Queen Hillary just might pull this thing out. And with the National Guard having been deployed already the last thing we need is a reboot of the Clinton/Reno Justice Department death squads. 

Bitter, clinger, right-wing freaks.

Buh-bye

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Next Stop: Io

Buckle up. kiddies


I never gave much thought to seeing the end of the world but I'll admit that it's been nothing short of a hoot so far.

Do the Chinese just completely suck at sanitation, hygiene, livestock mgmt and food handling, or are they deliberately weaponizing viruses? Methinks  all-of-the-above fits nicely here as the short answer. How 'bout we call Diego Garcia and have them dust off a few Neutron Bombs? Perhaps a MOAB or two dropped from the exosphere?

I have never purchased or used hand sanitizers, and I'll not be doing so anytime soon. I no longer use personal protection equipment at work, so, no, I don't wear dust masks to pick up a Capri Sun and some marijuana vape oil down at the mini-mart.

Or, do they call that medical pot vaping? Seems all of the dopers have some newfangled way of twisting their drug-addled, disinhibited realities. You know, besides the use of illicit type substances.

SpaceX will evacuate the planet before we exhaust all known sources of hand sanitizers, plus, I know a lady in Oregon who can provide us with the raw materials for the production of toilet paper for decades on end. Being the offspring of a certified rocket scientist, I figure I can make it to Io on my own without descent programs developed at IBM Owego.

All of that aside, I went and had myself a couple of life-altering health freak outs. It's not that I'm damaged goods, it's just that I'm more thoroughly damaged.

Later.





Saturday, August 18, 2018

Casaa.org

Vape or Cancer?




The Consumer Advocates for Smoke-free Alternatives Association (CASAA) is a non-profit 501(c)(4) organization with an all-volunteer board and a grassroots membership of more than two hundred thousand individuals from all walks of life, and we are growing daily. We are a consumer organization, not a trade association. We are dedicated to ensuring the availability of reduced harm alternatives to smoking and to providing smokers and non-smokers alike with honest information about those alternatives so that they can make informed choices.

Beats going tits-up.

ACT 47 saves elected asses, not cities or residents. It amounts to tax increases from every possible angle. While our outstanding debts remain static, our fiscal budgets may be balanced going forward. So, where's the elusive win/win part?

Read up, kiddies...

Purpose: Offer ailing municipalities more options and state help in dealing with financial crises.
First steps: After municipalities are accepted into the program, Department of Community and Economic Development had 30 days to name a state-paid coordinator/consultant who has six months to create a recovery plan and offer fiscal advice.
Next steps: Mayor and City Council must approve the plan or come up with an alternate plan that the coordinator and the state must approve.

Benefits

  • Free coordinator/consultant.
  • Emergency loan if needed.
  • Seek court approval to raise taxes above the normal limits. In Reading's case, the cap on property tax increases is 5 percent a year.
  • Levy otherwise banned taxes, such as a wage tax on nonresidents working in the city. The city has said a 0.5 percent nonresident wage tax could raise $5 million.
  • Priority for state incentives to entice new businesses.
  • Recovery plan does not break existing labor contracts, but new pacts - even those decided by an arbitrator - must abide by the recovery plan.
you know, shut up & pay your taxes.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Video Flapdoodle

in the event of severe weather, please head for the front stoop...



Sunday, August 12, 2018

She's a 'phobe!'

We saw this one coming long before it escaped it's silo...


State representative candidate fights back against claims she is anti-LGBTQ


From the Citizens' Voice...
WILKES-BARRE — A conservative candidate for state representative maintains she supports the LGBTQ community despite her past public statements against gay marriage.
Sue Henry, who is running as a Republican for state Rep. Eddie Day Pashinski’s seat in the 121st Legislative District, recently identified Wilkes-Barre Council Chairman Tony Brooks as her campaign chairman in a post on her campaign’s Facebook page.

As a republican, it's a given that she's a homophobic racist gone sexist. Oh, and she despises most small children when she's not working on the cessation of social security. It is also some reporter's opinion that she has gotten fairly comfortable with witchcraft and bent on destroying the environment after personally working on a border wall. 

Want proof? 

Ask a Democrat, any Moonbatocrat.

Later


Saturday, August 11, 2018

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

One-liners

One-liners


So now the WBASD has changed it's collective, vaccuous mind once again by voting to close GAR high school. 

If and when you arrive in a seat on the school board are you then subjected to random drug testing? Methinks they ought to be.

Why do the television meteorologists spend so much time telling me what happened yesterday?

Thing is, I was here/there. I Already knew as much. Thanks anyway.

How long should it take to appoint a new chief of police?

Was there not a chain of command before the previous chief retired?

Why two days to collect the curbside collections?

Is this more efficient and affordable?

Does City Council do anything more meaningful than Faceplant?

Doesn't seem like it.

When does the 'tough on crime" election year gambit begin?

Good question.