Illegal is a status, not a race.
So, get your brainwashed, marxist minds right. Since the Marxists disguised as Democrats steadfastly maintain that a border wall is far beyond our capabilities, wouldn't it be possible and more fiscally responsible to breed and stock the Rio Grande with Piranha?
I figure the censorship-industrial complex will have my thoughts erased soon enough, so it doesn't really matter how offended you are. The secret police will be here to take me away to a gender reassignment camp.
It's too late, mind you. Not only do I have a garrison of grandchildren, now they tell me I'm mere months away from becoming a great-grandfather. Yes, we real Americans are still breeding. Call your Fedrule masters and report.
Those of you who know me, know that I was separated from my father when I was three-years-old. And since that day, I've always yearned to reconnect with him. Thosed yearnings have wavered over these many years, but they never ceased. Thanks to the formerly amazing internets, I found him and swapped snail mails with him.
It turns out he's coming here to be with me. He's coming via registered mail in an urn, but still, I'm happy to finally have a chance to spend some time with him. It is what it is, but it's still better than nothing.
Nothing hurts.