A New York Giants-styled pumpkin.
Not only is my daughter smart, attractive and a jock extraordinaire, she's loyal 'til the very end.
We bought 15 pounds worth of Tootsie rolls and Fruities, but by the end of Halloween night only 40 kids came a callin' for any of it. I'm not sure why that was, but it seems as if yet another snippet of Americana is fast-disappearing.
Then again, judging from the recent Halloween party I attended, adults will spare no effort or expense when alcohol and a hot buffet are thrown into the ghoulish mix.
As for the kids, well, it's too much like work for the adults to play chaperone one night a year.