Help me out, here.
Did Donald Trump acquire the Hardware Bar when no one was looking?
I have no idea what that's all about. Some sort of deranged promotion? Yes, you can register to vote while eyeballing lots of jiggling mammalian protuberances. Or, perhaps it's simply a sign of Trump devotion coming from the owner of the establishment. Got me.
By the way, Trump was completely justified in hammering our mystery man of a pretend president about his long-elusive birth certificate. George W had every single aspect of his life examined in detail...and then some, while the press was constantly clamoring for some proctological permissions. Yet, Obama refused to divulge even something as supposely mundane as a birth certificate. Hmmm.
But what of his immunization records? Where are they?
And what about his library card records? Were there a couple of books that were never returned? Whatever happened to Dick & Jane do Spot?
Was he a Boy Scout? If so, how many merit badges did he earn?
Oops, wait a minute. Scratch that Boy Scouts request. The Boy Scouts are way too pro-American for Obama's Marxist-tinged globalist tastes. Nevermind.