Man, I don't know about this one.
The link: Drilling opponents plan environmental awareness concert, festival
The excerpt: The organizer of a Marcellus Shale and environmental awareness concert and rally hopes the event will be a gas.
"Gas Stock," to be held Aug. 21 at the Luzerne County Fairgrounds in Lehman Township, will feature live bands, speakers and vendors. Roxanne Pauline of Taylor, who is putting the event together with the group Northeastern Pennsylvania Citizens In Action, anticipates a crowd of 500 to 800 people. Interest, she said, is growing day by day.
"The response has been non-stop," she said.
Just in case you missed this somewhere along the way, my kids' names are as follows: Marque, Ebon and Peace. Now do the math...Peace...Cour (pronounced Corps)?
Anyway, since Peace was old enough to range about on her own, people would say one of two things to here after learning her full name. Ready?
What? Were your parents hippies?
Were you conceived at Woodstock?
Ah, yeah, Woodstock. That's the ticket. You nailed it.
Although, I was a mere 10-years-old when Woodstock displayed the immorality and the lackadaisical nature of an entire generation of drug-addled slackers.
Anyway, after Peace, Love & Music becomes Peace, Love & Gas, does that mean when the attendees look back fondly on their having attended "Gas-stock" they'll be widely known as Gassies? The Gas Generation?
Sounds like it and y'all could easily be confused with a Campbell's Corporation sponsored pork 'n' beans cook off. Frackin' A!