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Sunday, March 4, 2012

Say YES! to the dress

Finally, now at last, we know why Russian mail-order brides are in such heavy demand.

Turns out, it's an accessibility issue. As in, easy, immediate access.



D.B. Echo said...

Awesome wedding march music - though they came in too early. The Verve's "Bittersweet Symphony" really kicks in in a minute. But don't they know it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride's cooch right before the wedding?

Mark Cour said...

Dude, it's Russia we're talking about.

With 50 years of the space race behind them, these folks still can't understand why their liquid (vodka?)-filled booster rockets keep exploding right after lift-off.