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Friday, April 6, 2012

Cafeteria Man

He’s not quite as sexy as, say, Lightning Rod Man. Still and all…

Faster than a speeding Volt.

More powerful than a 4G Droid.

Able to leap cafeteria lines in a single bound.

Look! Up in the ozone-depleted sky!

It's a UFO. It's a meteor. It's Cafeteria man!

Cafeteria Man

I'd beg him to address the Wilkes-Barre Area School Board, but I doubt that he could carry a paper bag stuffed with cash under his cape.

Later

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