He's only 4-years-old and he's been done violently wrong by a publicly-owned playground. I'd sue, but most of the self-absorbed lawyers have gone off to Congress in search of riches and sex-crazed interns. That's one of the reasons why the United States is fast going the way of the Roman Empire. Only, in this sorry case, the axe-wielding Barbarians came from within our very midst.
All of that aside, understand that once you've done away with me, my offspring and their many offspring will still need to be reckoned with.
I didn't mean to frighten you, but there it is.