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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Rodent-sitting

The thing I enjoy the most about babysitting is that no one would dare suspect what I do to these defenseless little toad-like creatures.

Left to Right: Zach, Anonymous and Jeremy

I can mash them, crash down on them, trash their toys and carry on like a rampaging Zilla-god among defenseless children.

And yet, the only thing I have to fear is Children & Youth showing up and taking them into custody so as to increase C&Y's funding streams.

And if that happens, the ultimate defender of children the world over, none other than Jim Hayward will file suit against C&Y on behalf of "the children." There is nothing so exulted in the world of child-saving as that prince of fools--Jim Hayward.

Then again, if all that the children had to look forward to was Jim Hayward, they'd probably be jockeying for position at the ad-hoc gallows.

Later

2 comments:

Renegade said...

You brute! Where'd you get the T?

Mark said...

I got that soon-to-be sought after and in short supply T-shirt from none other than "Kayak Dude" Williams of "Susquehanna River Sentinel" fame.