Need contraceptives? Fine. Check the tour schedule, meet the big rig and partake of the 100,000 free condoms.
A couple of years ago I ran into a couple of ladies from the Red Cross who were conducting a free condom giveaway at a local public housing project. Right out of the trunk of their car, no less. They offered me a handful, but I declined on that generous offer.
Funny thing, though. At your typical public housing project, there are unsupervised kids aplenty and no shortage of unwed mothers. But not a husband or father in sight.
Seems to me that those Red Cross folks showed up just a tad late.
I'm just sayin'.