Some say Wintermoot. A scant few of us know better.
I caught this newsflash this morning and got to wondering if Kayak Dude's checking account could handle it. $199,000?
I've walked the length of that isle. We've paddled past it many, many times. After having spent an afternoon exploring it, we told my then 3-year-old grandson the island was populated by dinosaurs and he was lucky to paddle away unharmed. We told him it was named Dinosaur Island.
He didn't believe it until he was shown the following picture some years later. His reaction was "Huh?" I'm not sure what he thought beyond that exchange.
Why would I lie?
Anyway, if ayone actually buys that high water landfill, they had better make landfall with some large caliber firearms.
Thank goodness the election scrum is almost behind us. The television blitz is enough to have me considering a felonious assault on a Samsung. And I'm sure the postal workers won't miss toting tons of mailings.
Now that I have a hideout in Wilkes-Barre Township, I was surprised to learn that the decades of walking to my polling place are over. Get this, I will have to drive three and a half miles to send another unkind message to the Democrats, lunatics all.
Speaking of assholes, Will the Philthydumpia scumbag outfit trade Jalen hurts, fire Nick Sirianni, or both?!? With the rosters the G.M. has been constructing for a decade, underperforming has become the norm.
They'll probably love living and playing in Calgary.
Buh-bye.







