United Caliphates of America

The Obama/Biden plan...

Beheading or stoning?

Pick one.

MOAB

The Democrats---the Islam ass-kissers---keep offering vapidity based on ignorance whereas the Iran conflict is concerned.

No, we should not offer refugees mayoralships here in what remains of the United States. No, we should not award grants to those wanting to convert aged churches into mosques. No, we should not offer open borders to motivated stealth warriors. No, we should not defund the police and no we should not encourage dumb f*>ks to attack ICE.

I'm not sure what Hegseth thinks. What I do know is that Iran's entire economy flows through Kharg Island... all 8.72 square miles of it. 90% of Iran's oil exports flow out through the oil terminal on that smallish island. Without said island, Iran's economy ceases to exist within days.

One C-130 Hercules toting a MOAB (mother of all bombs) yielding 11 tons of TNT with a blast radius of one mile could eliminate that terminal in a nanosecond.

The one-world-government/anti-american Democrats would cry foul, as would their paid-for media allies. But the big military dust-up would no longer make sense to the average Iranian taken prisoner by religious zealots.

All we need is one.

One MOAB.

You know the drill, sez me.

Lies, Trickery & Deceit

As was reported by Walter Griffith, take a long look at the truth of the matter whereas the anti-discrimination ordinance is concerned.

As you can see, this entire imbroglio is about making the LGBTQ crowd into an ultra protected class. That's it! All of the accompanying chatter is just that...chatter.

Turns out, the so-called anti-discrinination expert that appeared here to teach the stupid hoi polloi how wonderful these ordinances are is a self-avowed LGBTQ activist. She is not what she was presented as. Her real agenda was not revealed before she tried to decieve the lot of us.

It's clear that you've got seven council prevaricators that need to be voted out of office as soon as possible.

Going forward, you can assume they're lying when their lips get to flapping. They've proven as much.

Sez me, a troll.

Intemperate Thoughts

I just watched Chuck Schumer's press conference as he announced his pitch (a bill) to create an anti-corruption bureau to put a stop to Donald Trump's "self-enrichment" and "grifting." And there it is!!! Accuse your opponent of that which you are guilty of.

I never knew my father and always yearned to. Iffin' dear old dad turned out to be anything like Schumer, I would definately eat a round.

He claimed that Americans have been crying out to Congress concerning Trump's theft of their money. (?) He claimed that Trump has been accepting bribe after bribe. He sounded as ludicrous as usual, as do most of his lunatic fringe leftists.

Man, is he ready for the political graveyard or what?

Enough with that twaddling fool.

Next...

Yesterday I cancelled my Walmart-plus membership as well as two other such agreements. The reason? You advertise in Spanish, you lose me. You'll never get a single dollar of mine.

This is Pennsylvania, not some backwoods tent city where people feast on roasted insects.

No habla, no Markie!

Next...

I see YOUR county council is at it again with the ill-advised, assinine anti-discrimination blunder.

This one was beyond cute. Bring in some outsider to tell us how such an undertaking has only ever resulted in rainbows and bliss and orgasms and should never be questioned by anyone anywhere. And now that you have been corrected, you can sign the form provided by council to have your petition signature voided.

They just refuse to have their power (?) combined with heaps of utter brilliance challenged by those goll-danged taxpayers. Those annoying little trolls.

What's next? The anti-troll ordinance?

Dr. Falsie

Stupidly, I watched the entirety of the Dr. Anthony Falsie congressional hearing.

Dr. Falsie, Matchbox or Hot Wheels?

F-Off! I not so respectfully refuse to participate in spite of your subpoena.

Dr. Falsie, Laurie Partridge or Marcia Brady?

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!

Even a Moderna butt-boy should be able to hammer that slow pitch. Hell, this liar delivered the vaccine 72 hours after he helped create the virus. That was our first hint most of us whiffed on..

Impeachment, imprisonment, bankruptcy, assassination, worldwide pandemic...whatever it takes short of a coup d'etat.

Right?

Pigheads at work

Follow this link, read the report and resist the urge to puke.

Luzerne County Council to discuss commission that will enforce new anti-discrimination ordinance

Apparently, after council makes friends and family into an ill-thunk judge, jury and executioner outfit of sorts, the nonsense can commence. In other words, any unqualified fool can investigate, review files and "convict" scumbags such as us.

All of which makes it hard to differentiate between county council and a bar full of sloppy drunks, assuming there IS any difference.(???)

Koran Mamdani

Sorry, dummy, but international law does not supercede american law.

Go fill a pothole. Pick up some garbage. Attack the multitude of rats.

Play mayor!

Enough!

So easy, even a marxist youth should be able to follow along.

Pictorial Flapdoodle

The Democrats are vociferously denying allegations of illegal voting.

Yeah, and there's absolutely no truth to the rumor that Marvin the Martian has a CDL???

R-Fest '07

All this dam talk got me going.

Check that orange Acid Mine Drainage outflow coming from behind the Weis market in Plains.

That sure helps the argument FOR an inflatable dam.

Right, Kanjo?

Uncle Paul: Still backing sewage

Man oh man, an Uncle Paul sighting.

Now that Paul Kanjorski has come out of hiding to weigh in on the Bresnahan-Bidenetti congressional scrum, I need to remind locals that Kanjo's best idea while toiling away in the political exosphere was to erect an inflatable dam in front of raw sewage at Wilkes-Barre.

No fooling. Try looking into the negative impact sewage outflows have on the Susquehanna River here in the Wyoming Valley. I know, taking a long, hard look at raw sewage flowing into a river doesn't sound like much fun, but, I will tell you, paddling through toilet paper isn't what unimportant people such as ourselves would refer to as recreating.

If you have yet to paddle through what a sewage outflow discharges into our river, I would tell you to never, ever try it. Been there, done that.

For full disclosure, I did not initiate the fight against Kanjo's ill-fated rubber dam.

This here guy invited me.

I met Paul Kanjorski in Nanticoke when Bravo Battery returned home from Iraq. I suggested that we take the millions devoted to constructing concrete steps on Wilkes-Barre's waterfront coupled with the millionns appropriated for the rubber condom of a dam...take that money and fix the oft-overwhelmed storm sewer system that resulted into sewage discharges every time it rains for more than an hour.

His response: "Son, you don't know how Washington works."

Really?

Say hello to my grandfather's brother...

And since we're having so much fun, I'll leave you with this...