Americans killed by non-americans and on american soil no less.
So I attended the big political soiree put on by the luzerne county republicans. I've done so many times before but not recently. What struck me was that I did not recognize a single person. Not a one. Seems we've had quite a bit of overdue turnover.
Being that the county republicans of the recent past could not have beaten a three-legged turtle in a sprint to the finish line, I see this as an encouraging development. Plus, the crowd was very, very energized. I did not stay very long, but I left there feeling enthusiastic that we're about to start taking back our country from the Marxists ruling the Democrat party and their overseas controligarchs.
I met the local Convention of States patriots, which was my primary reason for going. Yes, kiddies, the patriots are coming with a necessary course correction. Rather than stupidly praying for the ruling elite to begin working for the lot of us rather than their bottomless bank accounts, and the usurpation of powers not bestowed upon them by the Constitution, we can use the Article V convention to force necessary changes upon them.
Of, by and for the people? Right? Remember all of that high-minded stuff?
Anyway, here we come!
The patriots are coming! The patriots are coming!
The course correction is on. The Fedrule Govmint is going to function as it was originally structured.
Sez me.
Later.
Illegal is a status, not a race.
So, get your brainwashed, marxist minds right. Since the Marxists disguised as Democrats steadfastly maintain that a border wall is far beyond our capabilities, wouldn't it be possible and more fiscally responsible to breed and stock the Rio Grande with Piranha?
I figure the censorship-industrial complex will have my thoughts erased soon enough, so it doesn't really matter how offended you are. The secret police will be here to take me away to a gender reassignment camp.
It's too late, mind you. Not only do I have a garrison of grandchildren, now they tell me I'm mere months away from becoming a great-grandfather. Yes, we real Americans are still breeding. Call your Fedrule masters and report.
Those of you who know me, know that I was separated from my father when I was three-years-old. And since that day, I've always yearned to reconnect with him. Thosed yearnings have wavered over these many years, but they never ceased. Thanks to the formerly amazing internets, I found him and swapped snail mails with him.
It turns out he's coming here to be with me. He's coming via registered mail in an urn, but still, I'm happy to finally have a chance to spend some time with him. It is what it is, but it's still better than nothing.
Nothing hurts.
So, the Biden woke-offs have a plan to block the sun's rays based on mucking about with the clouds. Whatever happened to hitchhiking with Elon Musk? According to Zillow, there are wide swaths of Mars still available to evacuees from Earth.
This one rules. A retired Air Force major told congress that the U.S. has plenty of UFOs in it's possession. Apparently, decades worth of drive-in B-movies were right all along. Sure, the walls of the cave might have moved when the scientist sneezed, but there were alien invaders lurking all about.
Some will tell you that the folks at Lockheed and Boeing are reverse-engineers rather than the gifted engineers they truly were and are. You know the tired drill about Amerika being nothing special. All of that cutting edge technology just crash-landed in a field somewhere. We suck.
Despite the neurological limitations, I was back out there on the Susquehanna River as part of the 2023 Wyoming Valley Riverfest. Thanks to my health freak out, I had not paddled since 2015. But, as some of us firmly believe, the only limit to your ability is your imagination. So sez this damaged hammerhead.
Anyway, the 14-mile paddle really wasn't much of a challenge, although I was unsure of myself going in. You know, Mush on, man.
Every day, yet another Marxist myrmidon charges Donald Trump with yet another questionable crime. Apparently, they don't have enough testicular matter to hire a sniper. Perhaps, a leftist should break with the party dogma and keep (not grow) a pair of balls. Limp-wristed trans-testicles with Marxist misgivings should not be electioneering.
Speaking of Marxist f>cks, since when does our freedom of speech depend on an approval process? How is it that any government or corporate stooge thinks they can squelch anything we have to say about anything? Hearing me, Blogspot? Tyranny rules!
I learned yesterday that my grandson volunteers to help the challenger little league kids. I couldn't be prouder. Way to go, Ave.
Oh, and the climate watchers have a new scam they thunk up on their own. They claim that we've used so much of our aquifers, the Earth is now wobbling rather than rotating. I'm neither a hydrologist or a Democrat, so I'm not qualified to refute this seudo-gibberish. Thing is, I f>cking doubt it. If it's proven true, we need to commence with the heavy drinking.
You know, double-down on the wobbling.
Answer me this, Narcaniacs, do you really think Biden will seek reelection? How 'bout the Marxist Party comes to it's senses and orders him to stand down. President Michelle, here we come.
And how about charging someone with tampering with an election as a way of tampering with an election? Weaponized government agencies? Tyranny?
Later
How about a third class city that has no public pools but is currently building a skateboard park? Talk about screwed-up, bass-ackwards! Wrong!
This blogging thing seems to have a lot in commom with dinosaurs. Still I offer my dementia to both of my readers. Blogsnot (or whatever this ancient platform is called) recently informed me that it deleted a twelve-year-old post of mine for violating it's rules or terms or suchwhat, or if I may, it resorted to censorship. Such is life in our formerly great country. The easily-offended rule. But who gives a fu>k?
Anybody catch the Crazy Horse monument in South Dakota. A giant granite carving reminiscent of Mount Rushmore. Tell me, wasn't this character responsible for the untold deaths of American soldiers? Things have gotten so upside down, now we memoralize those who fought against us. Is it me?
When did movie previews become trailers? Who cares, according to the climatologists at the DNC, we'll all be wiped out soon enough.
Being that it's PRIDE time once again, I take pride in saying that I'm straight. You know, like, not mentally ill. Not one of those claiming to be one of the 77 genders invented of late. And what of topless mutations flopping all about at the White House? Apparently Joe Biden is not senile, he's insane!
Three days of scheduled paddling at Wyoming Valley Riverfest were rescheduled because the weather forecasters promised us days on end of monsoons, lightning and locusts. The three days in question were sunny and warm. Enough with the comedian being in charge of the oft-incorrect computer models. So much for the 'summer of the chicken.'
But hang in there, lab-grown meat is coming soon.
Methinks not.
While seemingly every bad actor on our flat Earth is banging a war drum, we have one political party relentlessly distancing itself from Trump while the other works tirelessly to destroy him. Essentially, at the moment we have no leadership at all. Oh goodie.
This one goes out to a friend from Harley Rock, Pa. (or some such 'burgh). Lewis Black says that Earth Day was established so that the drug-crazed youths at the time would have a yearly reminder of what planet they were on. Just so you know, you're still on Earth 'til Mad Vlad Putin goes totally bonkers.
I see the County Council has disclosed which of it's friends and relatives will recieve mucho, mucho Federal dollars to make waste of. Great. It seems they'll finally realize their dream of remodeling the long-dormant Irem Temple mosque...Something the hoi polloi does not give a flying fu>k about.
On a more positive note, Spring is springing up. Heart attack, stroke, yeah...I'm in the mood for some cycling. The retooled Hummer will be rolling within hours. Gotta get me a Go-Pro.
Is'nt it annoying how while businesses want your money, they do not want to be bothered by the likes of you. Go to the dot.com, do not dare call us. And if you do dare to call, get ready for some spanish, a prompt to make a payment, an endless electronic loop and little else. Just cough up your credit card number for auto-payments and go away. Such is the cuerrent state of business.
My first stepfather was as foul-mouthed and violent as one could possibly be. And that was while completely sober. What I witnessed as a child usually comes from the likes of Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Spellanator. I cannot recall how many times he knocked me unconscious. And he constantly browbeat me for not being manly enough...code for mean. I was laced-up and playing hockey on a frozen pond while in 1st grade. Yep, 1st grade. I absolutely loved hockey and quickly grew to love the ultra violence that came along with it. Before playing organized hockey, I mostly played with and against older and bigger kids since younger guys like myself could not skate.
And when I was in the 4th grade, my uncle convinced me that a kid used to such constant pummeling should never accept any guff (off of the ice) from anyone in my age group. In that moment his words clicked. Next came the boxing tutelage. So the physicality, the training, the fondness of a sport replete with violence and cheap shots, the environment I grew accustomed to and a gargantuan chip on my shoulder made me overbearingly aggressive and at times downright mean. Then came the huge growth spurt at 13.
Why am I the way I am?
I'll leave it to you.
Just stay out of the crease!
Vote-buying, WWIII and The Spiders From Mars (Ties together, no?)
I ripped the following from the Times Leader site:
HARRISBURG — Saying Pennsylvania is in the midst of a workforce crisis, Gov. Josh Shapiro said he will propose a three-year incentive of up to $2,500 a year for newly certified teachers, police officers and nurses when the Democrat unveils his budget plan on Tuesday.
The incentive is a tax credit designed to help address complaints from school boards, police departments and hospitals about the growing difficulty in filling critical positions in public safety, health and education, administration officials said.
Much like the fu>ktard in the white house did with his college debt relief scam, your state level fu>ktard is using the treasury to purchase votes. Why not propose tax credits for the severely shorthanded foodservice outfits.
Trust a former college-trained restauranteur and pest control professional, food sanitation is an enormously important public safety issue. So, eff off, myrmidon lightweights. But unlike those aforementioned groups, restaurant employees are not unionized, hence they have no union dues to be had by the dues-engorged democrats.
And what's with Biden proposing cuts to Medicare Advantage programs??? The Demmies have been repeating the decades-old lie wherein evil Repugs would kill both Medicare and Social Security. Turns out, the Dems are making the mistake of going to war with AARP. Even Putin might not take on such a mighty foe.
Might not matter as both Russia and China seem intent on starting WWIII. North Korea would surely prefer war over food. And Iran is finally poised to produce a nuclear weapon. And still they tell us not to drink heavily.
I figure with enough drinking and enough decibels driving Ziggy Stardust I might not notice the whole thing.
Enjoy.