Hurricane Izzy-ISIS was a non-event where I'm sitting in very north Wilkes-Barre. Hell, Solomon Creek didn't even use the Barney Street exit/spillway as it often does during any rain event exceeding nine minutes. Boring.
On to the holidays. Rumor has it Governor Wolfie will order all residents to wear a mask on Halloween. No trans-anything will be allowed. Save your transphobic outburst for when some girlie starts waving her penis around.
And what of Black Friday? Can they legally loot the stores by sporting a surgical mask?
It is this reporter's opinion that the Governor must cancel Christmas in the name of public safety. To do otherwise would be a flirtation with hypocrisy. Sorry junior. No Santa this year, the new Atari will just have to wait. Let's hope they're not all stolen during the next Black B.S. riot, or as the media calls them with a straight face...a protest.
I called 911 a couple of hours back. Seems some abortion escapee went and stole himself a quad. And this street just happens to be his chosen drag lodge. I tried to have him moved closer to Kunkle, where he obviously belongs. LCCF is closer, no?
I'll wait 'til Christmas 2021.
I want that newfangled Atari!
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