Wintermoot?

Some say Wintermoot. A scant few of us know better.

I caught this newsflash this morning and got to wondering if Kayak Dude's checking account could handle it. $199,000?

I've walked the length of that isle. We've paddled past it many, many times. After having spent an afternoon exploring it, we told my then 3-year-old grandson the island was populated by dinosaurs and he was lucky to paddle away unharmed. We told him it was named Dinosaur Island.

He didn't believe it until he was shown the following picture some years later. His reaction was "Huh?" I'm not sure what he thought beyond that exchange.

Why would I lie?

Anyway, if ayone actually buys that high water landfill, they had better make landfall with some large caliber firearms.

Thank goodness the election scrum is almost behind us. The television blitz is enough to have me considering a felonious assault on a Samsung. And I'm sure the postal workers won't miss toting tons of mailings.

Now that I have a hideout in Wilkes-Barre Township, I was surprised to learn that the decades of walking to my polling place are over. Get this, I will have to drive three and a half miles to send another unkind message to the Democrats, lunatics all.

Speaking of assholes, Will the Philthydumpia scumbag outfit trade Jalen hurts, fire Nick Sirianni, or both?!? With the rosters the G.M. has been constructing for a decade, underperforming has become the norm.

They'll probably love living and playing in Calgary.

Buh-bye.

Fresh off the PUP list

I have not been here for a spell due to a debilitating injury coupled with an ongoing change of address. I'm assuming my absence did not overwhelm the local suicide hotline or cause any divorces.

That said, we've found quite the hideaway and intend to watch from a safe distance as the leftists continue to work to destroy our country. Kind of like how Hanoi Nancy on WILK tells us how civilisation should be run while she hides from it on Skilift Mountain.

The big election scrum is only a month away, so we know the illegal aliens are ready to vote for more freebies all over again. And the teat masters--the democrats are always ready to pay for votes, legal or otherwise.

Speaking of liars and cheaters, I found it hilarious that yet another shadowy group of dems rose up to end the anti-discrimination ordinance challenge. What was it, Action Together NEPA??? Or was it rioters and looters lives matter? Occupy sprawl street? The comunist party? ISIS? You know, whatever it takes to hide the fact that far-lefties are pretending to be normal engaged citizens.

Here's my fave. Eat that, county council!

Get it? As in, Walter is kicking your asses.

Sez me.