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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Learning Assistance Program (LAP)

We received the following from the Wilkes-Barre Area School District...


Title I students, you ask?

 
What is Title I?
 
Title I, Part A of the Elementary and Secondary Education Act (ESEA) provides financial assistance to states and school districts to meet the needs of educationally at-risk students. The goal of Title I is to provide extra instructional services and activities which support students identified as failing or most at risk of failing the state’s challenging performance standards in mathematics, reading, and writing. 


What will Title I do for my child?

The Title I program will provide your student with extra educational assistance beyond the regular classroom. 


Which schools does Title I Serve?

The program serves students in elementary and secondary (middle and high) schools who have demonstrated that extra assistance is needed. Title I also serves students who attend private schools. 


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First problem...this is a great example of the Fedrule Govmint overtaxing us, and then giving us back a pittance of our own money, but with strings attached.

Secondly...this is an added expense above and beyond the prohibitive amounts of money and resources being dumped into the bottomless education pit.

Thirdly...despite property taxes being increased every year, this is the school district teaching participating parents how to educate their own children, since the school district is obviously failing to do so.

Lastly...if educators were buckling down on reading, writing and arithmetic rather than teaching to tests, or teaching how to rubberize a vegetable, perhaps Facebook wouldn't be revealing that our younger folk are basically illiterate.

Make sure you register for the grand prize---a Kindle.

Because, as we all know, every child that cannot read should have a Kindle. (?)

Nucking futs!

Later

Monday, February 17, 2014

Noah

Did he really take two termites aboard a wooden vessel?



Looks epic to me.

Later

Son of God

No, don't get your panties in an exploding eclair-like bunch.

It's 20th century FOX, not FOX News.



If you teach a man to fish, the Democrats lose a voter.

Buh-bye


Looking back

Sunday Independent: Sunday, September 1, 1950...

That would be four years before my mother worked there and twenty-two years before I would do as much. For that matter, it was eight years before I was born.

To be frank, I loved toiling away in that sweat box of a kitchen. And from a culinary standpoint, it was a free education. 

Later

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Climate Change: Wolf style

Perhaps only Kayak Dude and myself will find this fascinating, but it's just that---fascinating.



Sadly, in these parts the wolves take bribes, work ghost jobs and end up "earning" two and sometimes three retirement packages.

Later


Latte

If  your dog weighs five pounds, it's probably not a dog.

If your dog is frightened by rabbits, it's probably not a dog.

And if your dog cannot snatch doggies treats from atop the coffee table, it's probably not a dog.



Arf!

Later

Saturday, February 15, 2014

To our kinfolk down south

Kwitcherbelyacin!!!



Sez me,

Markie in Parsons

Later

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Sigh

It's getting very, very, very old.




As I type this, heavy, heavy sleet is blowing all over the place out there.

They say we are in for a big warm spell next week.

And then we can all watch the river rise.

Oh joy.

Later

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Blitzstorm Eve

After the big Blitzstorm of '14 blows through town, we might all have one of these...


How sad is it when a "dog" struggles with the height of an EdenPure? How will she survive the coming blitz?


R U READY to replace the clueless, lawless and corrupt prevaricator-in-chief?


Enjoy the big storm, kiddies.

Milk, bread and beer.

G,nite

Monday, February 10, 2014

Centralia documentary

From the Discovery channel.

Probably the best I've seen.



If you've never been there, do yourself a favor and visit before it's all but gone. In addition, it's a lot closer to the Wilkes-Barre area than you might believe.

Later