Perhaps we should deport aliBiden

We've got the state of the union on the docket in little more than a week by which a sitting president typically blows his own horn (yes, interns get that day off). Sure, Biden blows but he has very little to trumpet about.

With his mental faculties working like an electric car in a blizzard, I'm sure he'll try to convince us that all is well. You know, like cyber attacks, foreign invasions and a proxy World War III.

Speaking of cyber attacks, why is it that our cell phones were down for more than 28 hours? I heard solar flares, software upgrade malfunctions and Republicans may have been to blame. Still, the FedRule Govmint doesn't seem to think it needs to be explained.

Or, was that outage further proof to the 97 percent of scientists begging for grant dollars by remaining on the climate change wagon? On that note, it takes one scientist to prove atoms exist, not a horde of putz' hanging from a government or university teat. So take that 97 percent bald-faced lie and jam it where the sun won't flare.

Sine an anonymous tough guy (?) claims I don't understand how the big, bad government functions, I"ll share with him what I once shared with a former local congressman who also mistakenly said much the same thing.

Yeah, Michael Kirwan, my grandfather's brother, gave us congressional tours of the district of corruption. Been there, done that. It's been embedded since elementary school. Uncle Mike, as we called him, had me interested in politics since my formative years.

That was back when being elected meant serving the electorate, not forcing the electorate to serve you. Back when one could spend decades in Congress and not die a multi-millionaire.

So there it is. Uncle Mike, Dan Flood and Grandpop sitting on the front porch.

Seems the illegals have taken an interest in hurting and killing Americans. That in itself passes as malfeasance on the part of what's left of Joe Biden. He won't enforce our borders and he wants to take our guns while we're being surrounded by illegal aliens and their criminality.

Perhaps we should provide for the illegals and deport aliBiden!?!

Bye.