You've all seen those too-many-to-count Ad Council commercials by which the Fedrule Govmint wastes untold heaps of tax dollars on attempts at behavior modification.
Some were classics. Like Smokey the Bear. Or the Cryin' Injun. Ineffectual stuff like that.
If Smokey was effective, then why do fire investigators blame damn near every forest fire on careless smoking?
And if the entire world is so polluted that global warming is near irreversible, what did the ballin' injun really accomplish?
Did you know that the U.S. Treasury department bankrolled a commercial extolling the virtues of maintaining a good credit rating? No, I'm not making that up. Yes! The Fedrule Govmint--all $15 trillion in debt of it--has taken to lecturing the lowly likes of us about the importance of sound credit practices.
But this following video warning parents that their children may be exposed to Internet perversions takes the proverbial cake.
Yep, after having at the Internet completely unsupervised for too long, our kiddies might just start humping the puppies. This is your bloated government at work.
Yet, they claim there is nowhere in the massive budget where savings can be realized. And still others cry for even bigger government.
Gives new meaning to the phrase, See Spot run.
Arf!!!
Some were classics. Like Smokey the Bear. Or the Cryin' Injun. Ineffectual stuff like that.
If Smokey was effective, then why do fire investigators blame damn near every forest fire on careless smoking?
And if the entire world is so polluted that global warming is near irreversible, what did the ballin' injun really accomplish?
Did you know that the U.S. Treasury department bankrolled a commercial extolling the virtues of maintaining a good credit rating? No, I'm not making that up. Yes! The Fedrule Govmint--all $15 trillion in debt of it--has taken to lecturing the lowly likes of us about the importance of sound credit practices.
But this following video warning parents that their children may be exposed to Internet perversions takes the proverbial cake.
Yep, after having at the Internet completely unsupervised for too long, our kiddies might just start humping the puppies. This is your bloated government at work.
Yet, they claim there is nowhere in the massive budget where savings can be realized. And still others cry for even bigger government.
Gives new meaning to the phrase, See Spot run.
Arf!!!
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