No mo Nord End

The North End Little League is no more.

No matter. Children don't go outside anymore. Sports are electronicized.

I get it. Times change. But it saddens me.

ABOVE: 1992 North End 9 & 10-yr-old all-stars

I'm sad for yours, not mine. My grandkids are out there playing ball.

Drink Heavily

We somehow averted a nuclear war last night after Nancy Pelosi took yet another backhanded swipe at China. What utter excitement.

Anybody come down with Punkymox yet? Anyone really believe it exists? This 1,000-year contagion malarkey has gone well beyond old. How'd that shutting down of the economy work out? Masks? Social distancing? Untested vaccinations? Despotism doesn't work as public health policy. Policy dictated by men wearing dresses, no less.

So what's next from the Wuhan proving ground?

Joe Biden's economic prowess is akin to Jimmy Carter's stagnation destruction. Hell, they'll destroy the anglosphere yet...just you wait and see. This is the Dollar General economy, in which Sprawl-mart suddenly becomes the haunt of the more well-heeled.

We now have more DGs than Mickey Ds, so if your ass gets as wide as the Susquehanna (getting there) you ought not blame McDonald's anymore.

Meanwhile, I'm busily working towards acquiring a REAL ID (whatever the fu>k that is) while trillions of illegal democrats stomp our borders flat. Be serious, the elections can't be stolen...right? Right?

It ONLY took the Geek Squad a month to replace the power button on my desktop. As with damn near everything else, I suppose covid would be their excuse. As if.

What does it tell you when LTBGRIQ events come off looking like Mardi Gras for the mentally ill?

One more statement like that and the Justice Department goes all Cliven Bundy on me. Randy Weaver? David Koresh? Marilyn Monroe? Lee Harvey Oswald?

That's how you reduce gun crimes (in a county where it's illegal to possess a chicken.)

Don't bitch at me. Stupidity begets stupidity or some such thingie.

Bye

2900 miles west of Plains

Never you mind. Private joke kind of deal.

March of the baby killers

As was predictable, thanks to the Ho vs. Wade correction, the Democrats are threatening us with yet another wave of rioting. Since the communists assumed control of this political party, rioting and lawlessness have been tirelessly used to disrupt and distort every step of the way. Straight from the commie playbook: get em angry, get em in the streets and hope for the spark that ignites a revolution. ........ This time baby killers will lecture us about constitutional rights. Yeah! As if our founding fathers could envision a day when American women could not keep their legs closed. ...... Just so I,ve got it straight, You dont want your children killed by guns while scalpels are readily availble. Right? ....... Enjoy the arson and looting. Enjoy the stolen tv upgrade. Enjoy the bissful ignorance. ........ Oh, and eff off! ######## Man. These Fire tablets suck. Typical loss-leader garbage. ....... Later

Please stand by

Mr. 'Puter went and took ill. Yesterday he had to go to Best Buy Hospital. Today he's being trasferred to a facility in New Jersey for surgery on his power button. No, not his belly button. 😬 Anywho, this sort of electronic tomfoolery will not come easy without the old guy. 😣😣

Reminder

Do it!

It flattens hills!!!

The world is my Ukraine

When my blogging misadventures were in their infancy, I had enough grandrodents to fill a Radio Flyer.

As you can see, I now have the Grandrodent Mountain Division ready to forward-deploy from Fort McG.

Now...

And then..

Video Flapdoodle

If you happen to reside in Oregon...this ought to help get you caught up.

Brace yourself.

Sorry.

Jihad Markie

No, I'm not really packing a bomb or anything else for the holiday noted for explosions.

If you've ever experienced a hit-and-run electro encephalogram at a medical facility, trust me, that's got nothing in common with the four-day at-home version. Four days with electrodes pasted all over your skull while connected to a computer hanging around your neck. No bath. No shower. Cameras watching and listening. You know, no fun.

The selling point being that if all goes well, we eliminate the seizure medication. So, it's got a positive spin put on it going in. Yippee!

In this case, no news is good news. And I've gotten no news. I"ll be seeing my neurologist next month, so I'll get the official word from the brain boss.

Until then, We'll stick with the good little Markie routine: no smoke, no drink, salt, or monosodium glutamate. Nope, just exercise, diet coke and extremely loud music. Actually louder than loud. We'll just pound that brain back into shape.

Remember, if it ain't loud, it ain't worth a fu>k.

Buh-bye

Can we throwback on Friday?

Since there's a law against everything except rioting and looting combined with arson, I doubt we get away with this transgression.

Throwing, we are.

Recognize that tiny building on the backside?

Wasn't that once a hotel or something?

Thrown!