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Monday, May 2, 2011

I'm all good with the Bang! Bang! play

Having listened to WILK all day long today, I've heard a lot people feeling uneasy about the celebratory mood of many Americans with the news that Osama bin Laden took a high-velocity projectile through the face. I have no such misgivings. I feel no such queasiness. I chuckle at the fitting end of the mass-murderer.

The way I see it, if we had authorized this assassination during the 1990s when Osama and his sandal-clad boys first started killing innocent Americans, we'd still have two giant skyscrapers dominating the New York City skyline.

And maybe, just maybe, 4000-plus Americans would still be alive if we had put a bullet through good ole Saddam's face, rather than mobilizing hundreds of thousands of troops to prosecute his removal from power.

And why are we goofing around with Libya's long-entrenched dictator? We killed his daughter back in the 1980s. And now, going on 20 years later we've wasted his son and 3 of his grandchildren. Yet, there he sits shaking his clenched fist at the western world.

Rather than mobilizing the tanks all over again, how about if just get the Joint Cheifs on the blower and order us another one of them high-velocity projectiles?

And what's up with this burial at sea nonsense? Why didn't they store him at Area 51, in a tank right next to those aliens that mistakenly took in Roswell, New Mexico with a mighty thump?

And Obama, I think Obama was the first president in the history of the country to make an address to a sleeping nation, coming in at a whopping 9 minutes. Yeah, the "Me, Myself & I" speech.

Still, though, Wifey needs to know: Who got voted off of The Celebrity Apprentice last night?


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